“I feel like I’m going to get my parents arrested!”

microwavepizzaoven:

microwavepizzaoven:

if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza 

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

gaywhitesweater:

hazwards:

i can literally hear the flamboyant gasp coming through my computer screen 

“Girl you did not! Who the fuck do you think you are??”

worldcoup:

let’s have a prayer circle for all the women out there

who have never read better porn than 50 shades of grey

I think my braces are breaking; And It’s more than I can take…

9 pictures of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups asked by moi

In which Rachel moves to New York and Finn joins the army.